Anime.exe 4: The Final File (Finally)
Hopefully this will be over です
Well, the author decided to put me through more bullshit again. For some reason, I can't stay dead for a change. Even though I defeated Lizard Squad, I am being called back just for the sake of more sequels and jokes. I'm starting to believe my waifus don't need me, and that I'm actually not Japanese. Eren Jaeger isn't a Japanese name, how fucking stupid am I? I go onto my computer and see that there is more e-mail bullshit that this author is making me go through. I have no choice, however. He controls me. I am part of him. I am the author.
Hopefully the last e-mail です
The e-mail I see before me on the screen has no name. In the message, it only says anime4.exe. It also includes a download link. However, this is not what catches my attention. The name of who the e-mail is from does. epicalex95. I recognize the name. It is the author of these stupid-ass stories. However, I am a part of the author. I have a deep connection with him. I click on the link for just one more stupid experience, just for the fun of it. The author also makes me revert back to my idiotic weeaboo state. Sugoi.
The last spooky part です
First, I see a Kawaii waifu on the screen. What happens next really spooks me. The waifu starts to bleed hyper-realistic blood and then starts to make out with Filthy Frank, who is also is also bleeding hyper-realistically. Next, I see Mutahar from someordinarygamers reading some of the spookiest creepypastas I've ever heard. While he's reading them, I see his eyes turn into black voids while hyper-realistic blood emits from his eye sockets and and mouth. That wasn't the worst however. Next I saw some of the spookiest pachinko machines I've seen in my life. I had to watch 5 minutes of my childhood favourites get turned into packinko machines. I knew it. It was fucking Konami again. It was at the end of the footage of the pachinko machines. It was the Konami logo. Not only was it the logo itself on the screen, there was also a hyper-realistic snuff photo to go along with it. If that wasn't enough, I saw footage of the resident evil and mega man franchises being raped by Capcom, then being left to rot, forever forgotten by Capcom. After that, all I saw on the screen was every single edgy anime ever released.
I'm done with being a weeaboo
The author has allowed me to become aware of my true existance again. The contents of anime4.exe did not cause me to commit suicide for once.
I've had it. I have to put an end to my suffering caused by the author. That meant I was technically committing suicide, but it was different. Killing the author was killing myself, but it would also end the suffering that I've had to endure.
I was an idiot.
I spent my time in these stories, oblivious to my real threat, which was myself. I was put in the spotlight as an idiotic weeaboo. I had no chance to be what I wanted. I was never in control. Now, while I'm still being controlled by the author, I'm aware that I am, and there's nothing I can do about it.
The true end
I make my way to a door. I have been given an urge to open it, so I do. Carefully making my way inside, I spot a man sitting in a chair. Next to him, I notice another chair.
An empty seat.
I have a very good idea of who this man is. He knows I do as well. I decide to sit down in the empty seat. The man and I stare at each other for a good minute before the man begins to open his mouth.
"Hello Alex," he says to me.
Alex? I was pretty sure that was not my name. However, I started to realize I never really had a name to begin with. My name being Eren Jaeger was just a joke to me now. The author intended it as a joke.
"Alex, I've made you realize this. You are me. I created you. That's why your name is Alex, which is the name I share with you. You still may not have much of a choice, but I want you to end this. Take this. It's a knife. Plunge it into me. I want you to feel the satisfaction of physically harming your worst enemy, while I get a sense of closure from your kill. I won't actually be physically harmed, but it will feel real for you. This will end the suffering".
I take the knife that he's holding in his hand. The feeling of cold steel in my hand makes me feel close to pure death. With sadistic pleasure, I start to slowly drive my knife into Alex's heart.
It feels good.
I can feel myself start to feel myself blacking out. I feel blood emitting from the same spot where I stabbed Alex. I've never felt this fulfilled before. Death never felt this real before. Everything is finally done.
It feels like the end.